╭──────────────────────────────────────╮ │57 Precepts of narcissistic comedy cha│ │Precept One: 'Always Win Your Battles'│ │ │ │Precept Two: 'Never Let Them Laugh at │ │Precept Three: 'Always Be Rested'. Fig│ │Precept Four: 'Forget Your Past'. The │ │Precept Five: 'Strength Beats Strength│ │Precept Six: 'Choose Your Own Fate'. O│ │Precept Seven: 'Mourn Not the Dead'. W│ │Precept Eight: 'Travel Alone'. You can│ │Precept Nine: 'Keep Your Home Tidy'. Y│ │Precept Ten: 'Keep Your Weapon Sharp'.│ │Precept Eleven: 'Mothers Will Always B│ │Precept Twelve: 'Keep Your Cloak Dry'.│ │Precept Thirteen: 'Never Be Afraid'. F│ │Precept Fourteen: 'Respect Your Superi│ │Precept Fifteen: 'One Foe, One Blow'. │ ╰──────────────────────────────────────╯